5. Take in a movie and bring the baby – Kids in Vienna

If the last movie you saw at the cinema was Sex and the City (we’re not judging) back before all that sex in the city you got up to created baby in the city, it might be time to pay a visit to the cinema. We get it – leaving the house after 6pm seems like something that will never happen again. But somebody suuuuuper smart started offering showings of the latest box office hits in the morning AND you can bring the baby (up to 12 months old). If that’s not enough to butter your popcorn, the tickets are affordable so it’s no tragedy if you have to leave early… as parents sometimes do.

Here are a couple of our favorite Babykinos:
Lugner Kino
Votiv Kino

Perks: you’re not the only one with a baby there so you don’t have to be stressed if yours makes some noise (actually, you can pump your arms in the air and yell ‘let’s make some noise’ like you used to in the club, back in the day) and all your friends without kids will be glad you finally know a few current movie references

Bathroom situation: affirmative