Now that we’ve all got to wear face masks in public spaces, we thought it would kind of prevent us from being ourselves when out and about. We mean, how are we supposed to express ourselves properly if our mouths are covered up?!
We thought maybe our face masks can do the expressing for us… Viennese-style. Here are 17 very Viennese masks – one for every occasion during these times of social distancing & other Corona craziness:
For when you want some of that social distancing, Viennese-style
Translation: piss off!
Translation: Leave me alone!
Translation: shut up!
The convenient model for when you visit your local Würstelstand
Translation: one Käsekrainer, please
For when you’re having just one of those bad home isolation days, or you see somebody not social distancing properly
Translation: are you crazy/ an idiot?
Translation: I’d rather shut my mouth
Translation: you disgusting slob, you!
Translation: are you serious?
Translation: I don’t care
Translation: That’s such Bullsh**
For when you bump into that friend on the street who you haven’t seen since the shutdown begun!
Translation: Hey mate!
For when you’re in the mood to spread positivity around the place
Translation: awesome!
Translation: everything’s not so bad
Translation: don’t worry, everything is going to be ok
For when your social distancing date
Translation: Damn sex, right?
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