January 20, 2023

Quiz: If you answer ‘yes’ to 19 of these 26 things, you’re officially Viennese

This is the ultimate test that will tell you if you’re a genuine local in Vienna. Well, ok, it’s not. It’s actually just a bit of fun. But anyway, whether you were born here, or you’ve been living so long in the city, you’ve transformed into a Viennese, this quiz will reveal all!

Disclaimer: we actually have no idea if this quiz will reveal all, but it should make you do that cute little chuckle that you do.

</p> <section> <h2> <h2><strong></strong>If you answer ‘yes’ to 19 of these 25 things, you’re definitely Viennese</h2> </h2> </section> <section> <h2> <h2>So close, but so far. That’s a no to you being a hardcore Viennese, but hey, maybe you’ve just adopted all the charming character traits of our lovely city’s locals. Or not. Maybe you’re just an individual doing your own thing. We’ve heard that’s considered a good thing in some circles 🙂</h2> </h2> </section> <section> <h3> <h2><strong>You’re as Viennese as this guy! :point_up_2::point_up_2::point_up_2::point_up_2::middle_finger:</strong></h2> </h3> </section> <section> <h2> <h2><strong></strong>You carry cash everywhere cuz’ you know cash is king in Vienna</h2> </h2> </section> <section> <h3> <h2><strong></strong>You’ve been hit on by the Bier Kavalier (or witnessed this happening to somebody else)</h2> </h3> </section> <section> <h3> <h2><strong></strong>You tell your visitors how amazing Vienna’s water is</h2> </h3> </section> <section> <h3> <h2>You’ve eaten a Leberkäsesemmel for breakfast<strong></strong></h2> </h3> </section> <section> <h3> <h2><strong></strong>You’ve yelled ‘Zweite Kasse’ in a supermarket</h2> </h3> </section> <section> <h3> <h2><strong></strong>You like your Sundays silent and sleepy</h2> </h3> </section> <section> <h3> <h2><strong></strong>You’ve choked on the smoke from a smoking bin at least 3 times in your life</h2> </h3> </section> <section> <h3> <h2><strong></strong>You very rarely leave your Grätzel in Winter</h2> </h3> </section> <section> <h3> <h2><strong></strong>You’ve had an old lady tell you off for a.) riding your bike on the footpath, or b.) having your feet on the bus seat</h2> </h3> </section> <section> <h3> <h2>You’ve pretended to be on your phone when one of the people with clipboards on Mahü approached you and asked you if you care about animals</h2> </h3> </section> <section> <h3> <h2>You’ve lived in an Altbau apartment where the toilet is outside of the apartment</h2> </h3> </section> <section> <h3> <h2><strong></strong>Complain how people always say people in Vienna complain and then within the next 24 hours, complained about atleast 5 different things</h2> </h3> </section> <section> <h3> <h2><strong></strong>You’ve been so outrageously upset by a waiter’s service in a restaurant that you’ve left a negative Google review, but still not satisfied, you’ve told everybody you can about the bad experience for about a week after.</h2> </h3> </section> <section> <h3> <h2>You’ve found yourself in a first district café, abusing your phone company, because you’ve got no internet connection</h2> </h3> </section> <section> <h3> <h2>Refused to date somebody because they live in Transdanubia<strong></strong></h2> </h3> </section> <section> <h3> <h2>You’ve studied (or dated somebody that’s studied) theatre, or acting, or classical music, or graphic design</h2> </h3> </section> <section> <h3> <h2><strong></strong>You know who this person is</h2> </h3> </section> <section> <h3> <h2>You finish work at 2pm on a Friday</h2> </h3> </section> <section> <h3> <h2>You use your academic title in your email signature</h2> </h3> </section> <section> <h3> <h2><strong></strong><span style="color: #000000;">The words ‘Deppert’ and ‘Oida’ just automatically slip out in all kinds of conversations</span></h2> </h3> </section> <section> <h3> <h2><strong></strong>You’ve gotten messy with a Döner Kebab or Käsekrainer at 4am after partying on the Gürtel</h2> </h3> </section> <section> <h3> <h2><strong></strong>You’ve sat in a coffeehouse for an entire afternoon</h2> </h3> </section> <section> <h3> <h2>You love slurping at a Eier im Glas for breakfast</h2> </h3> </section> <section> <h3> <h2><strong></strong>You have handed over a month’s salary to a real estate agent when moving and have not been sure what you’re paying for</h2> </h3> </section> <section> <h3> <h2>You reserve a brunch spot 2 weeks ahead</h2> </h3> </section> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>