February 14, 2023

Quiz: Tell us about you & your partner & we’ll tell you what kitschy Vienna Valentine’s Day experience you should have

Do this super scientific quiz (wink, wink) to find out what you and your lover, lover should be doing on Valentine’s Day in Vienna:

</p> <section> <h2> <h2>Tell us about you & your partner & we’ll tell you what kitschy Vienna Valentine’s Day experience you should have</h2> </h2> </section> <section> <h2> <h2>You’re the Wild Kinky Couple</h2> </h2> <p> </p> <p>You love each other for each other’s bodies. Well, it’s not the only reason, but it’s a major one.</p> <p> </p> <p>You’re going to get a room at one of Vienna’s only hour hotels, <a href="http://www.hotel-orient.at" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Hotel Orient.</a> Once you’re in the room, which comes equipped with all of the things you’ll need to, ahm, entertain each other, well…we’ll leave the rest to your imaginations.</p> </section> <section> <h3> <h2><strong></strong>You are the Best Friends Couple</h2> </h3> <p> </p> <p>You are the cuddle on the couch watching Netflix, kind of couple. And you’re going to live out your homey Valentine’s Day fantasy with the following plan (you won’t even have to get out of your Hausschuhe).</p> <p> </p> <p>So, you’re going to choose one of the recipes on the fine local recipe box company,<a href="https://www.feinkochstudio.com" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"> Feinkoch’s website</a>, and you’re going to get them to deliver the ingredients to your door. Then you both are going to get changed into your comfiest nobody-but-my-lover-should-see-me-like-this home outfits, cook dinner together and then cuddle on the couch and fall asleep to a series, or film.</p> </section> <section> <h3> <h2><strong></strong>You are The Power Couple</h2> </h3> <p> </p> <p>First, get dressed up all fancy. Then catch a ride on the Prater Riesenrad and when you hit the top, look out over the city and practice your evil-sounding, we’re-gonna’-take-over-the-world laugh while looking out over the people of the city below.</p> <p> </p> <p>Finish off with drinks in the <a href="https://viennawurstelstand.com//location/das-loft-fancy-bars-vienna/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Sofitel Hotel’s Das Loft bar</a> where you’ll make the drink orders for each other. Hold off with the making out until you’re in your Uber black on the way home.</p> </section> <section> <h3> <h2>You are the Total-Opposites Couple<strong></strong></h2> </h3> <p> </p> <p>You’re either adoring each other, because you push each other out of their comfort zones, or your complaining to your friends that you just wished sometimes he/ she would be into what you’re into.</p> <p> </p> <p>That’s why we’d suggest you meet sometime on Valentines Day at the lookout point of the Donauturm, make out (with tongue) a little up there, then take it in turns making decisions from this point onwards while working your way back to the city, and you MUST do whatever the other person wants to do.</p> <p> </p> <p>They want to go on a boat ride on the Danube, you get your captains hat on! They want to have a beer with you at a Würstelstand, you better get your Viennese dialect on!</p> </section> <section> <h3> <h2><strong></strong>You are the Hyper-Romantic and in Love Couple</h2> </h3> <p> </p> <p>Everybody in your friend group wants the love you’ve got going for ya’.</p> <p> </p> <p>They all can picture you in your 80s still giving each other massages on the couch, and not being able to walk into a room without touching the other.</p> <p> </p> <p>Ok, so your plans for Valentine’s day: pack some tea and a blanket, book yourself a candle-lit table at Villa Aurora, then afterwards, head up <span style="color: #52565a;">Wilhelminenberg</span>. Find a spot on the grass in front of the hotel, and keep each other warm with the blanket, and of course, each other’s body heat.</p> </section> <section> <h3> <h2><strong></strong>You’re the Party Couple</h2> </h3> <p> </p> <p>You both never want to grow old, want to party until your hips won’t do that your signature dance move anymore.</p> <p> </p> <p>Above your bed, you have the words, ‘sleep when we’re dead!’ printed on a big canvas. And you should live this Valentine’s Day out with this motto as your guiding principle.</p> <p> </p> <p>Check out our<a href="https://viennawurstelstand.com//collection/everything-you-need-to-do-this-weekend-in-vienna-event-tips/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"> event guide</a> for parties happening on Friday night, and get out there partying with all the singles, or couples that like to mingles (wink, wink).</p> </section> <section> <h3> <h2><strong></strong>You are the Super Sexy Feschy Couple</h2> </h3> <p> </p> <p>When people see you together, they immediately imagine you naked (what can you do?! It’s a curse and a blessing).</p> <p> </p> <p>So, of course, like all the good looking people in this world, you have a responsibility, and you’re going to document your entire Valentine’s day on Instagram.</p> <p> </p> <p>This means, everywhere you go together, has to be Instagrammable. So, we’d recommend you hit the ice at the dreamy looking, Wiener Eistraum skating rink in front of the town hall. Be sure to catch a couple of pictures of you catching each other before a fall, even if you have to stage it.</p> <p> </p> <p>Remember, you have a responsibility as a sexy mofo. Following this, head to a place like the new good looking Austrian gasthaus, <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Gasthaus-Adlerhof-1070-Wien-Vienna-Vieno/165833280097287" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Adlerhof,</a> or the quirky kind of cool <a href="http://oneofone.at" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">1o1 restaurant.</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Once you’re ready to head home for the night, be sure to snap a pic’ in your elevator, like all sexy influencers, with text like, ‘what a night! And it’s only getting started!’ If your elevator isn’t Instagram-worthy, be sure to just head into the most grand looking Altbau building on the way home and use its elevator.</p> </section> <section> <h2> <h2>When did you two meet?</h2> </h2> </section> <section> <h3> <h2><strong></strong>Pick a celebrity couple that most resembles you and your partner</h2> </h3> </section> <section> <h3> <h2><strong></strong>Which date night appeals to you most?</h2> </h3> </section> <section> <h3> <h2><strong></strong>How would you describe your partner?</h2> </h3> </section> <section> <h3> <h2><strong></strong>Which of these series are you most likely to watch together?</h2> </h3> </section> <section> <h3> <h2><strong></strong>What would your partner most likely get you for Valentines Day?</h2> </h3> </section> <section> <h3> <h2><strong></strong>How do you imagine yourselves when you’re old?</h2> </h3> </section> <section> <h3> <h2><strong></strong>What are you more likely to argue over?</h2> </h3> </section> <section> <h3> <h2><strong></strong>How would you describe the Vienna neighbourhood you live in?</h2> </h3> </section> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>

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