1. The stage when Donaukanal and Museumsquartier wakes up

2. The ‘false start’ stage

3. The ‘first shorts and t-shirt wearers are spotted on the streets’ stage

4. The ‘April, April, der macht was er will’ stage

5. The ‘getting dressed in the morning becomes very confusing’ stage

6. The ‘cherry blossoms bloom in waves of pink in parks across the city’ stage

7. The ‘Everybody is sneezing all over each other and their eyes look like they’ve been smoking the wacky tobacky’ stage

8. The ‘It rains…’ stage

9. The ‘It’s tulip time! Flowers pop up all over the city over night’ stage

10. The ‘everybody starts eating asparagus, and are talking about how their pee smells funny’ stage

11. The ‘more fucking rain…’ stage

12. The ‘bikini-clad and topless people in Burggarten and Augarten give you a cheeky grin as you mutter under your breath – ‘Oh yeah, summer has arrived’ stage

13. The ‘all of a sudden it’s summer and people are complaining about how hot it is’ stage




