Christmas or not, winter is dark and cold. We all need some laughs, so come check out OPEN MIC comedy at Pappala Pub! Performers get 10-15 minutes of stage time and two free drinks for their bravery. To secure your spot, sign up at: wienopenmic@gmx.at.
Laugh so hard you cry
Montag OPEN MIC Comedy
Mon. 23rd Dec
8pm
Free (donations welcome)
Recommended if you like:
dark humour, any humour really, jokes that you really shouldn’t laugh at but you do, laughing so hard you snort, watching the people around you to see what they laugh at and then judging them
Enjoy a night full of laughter and lots of people
English Comedy Night at Charlie P’s – HoHoHoliday Special
Mon. 23rd Dec
7pm
Recommended if you like:
comedy, laughing so hard it hurts, having too much gin, meeting other fun people, having the time of your life, wearing that one hat you can only wear to comedy nights
Joke’s On You is inviting you to a night full of laughter this Monday. So, the venue obviously is Charlie P’s, so if you’re looking to have a great night with friends, this is a solid option.
Perfect Christmas movie
X-Mas Home Alone @ English Cinema Haydn
Tue. 24th Dec
1:45pm
Recommended if you like:
quoting the movie while you’re watching it, feeling nostalgic over 90s comedies, slapstick humor, eating pizza alone in your pajamas, comparing the Culkin brothers
If you’re all alone for Christmas (or you just don’t celebrate it), why not spend it with Kevin, a.k.a. Macaulay Culkin? And two burglars. And that creepy grandpa. You know what we’re talking about. Oh, and if you don’t, you really need to go watch this movie.
Go watch this long-awaited preview!
Luca Guadagninos QUEER @ Votiv Kino
Wed. 25th Dec
8pm
Recommended if you like:
brooding in stylish trench coats, quoting obscure 1950s literature to impress no one in particular, melancholy black-and-white films, Daniel Craig doing literally anything
Votiv Kino is screening a special preview of the highly anticipated Luca Guadagnino movie QUEER, starring Daniel Craig. Need we say more? We think it’s the perfect Christmas Day activity. Grab your chosen family and go watch it.
Holiday cheer Viper Room style
La Coeur Électrique
Wed. 25th Dec
10pm
Recommended if you like:
your fantastic taste in music, talking to people who actually know the difference between different pop genres, wearing sunglasses indoors, ditching the the tame celebration at home for some sick beats
It’s time for some Electro – EBM – Synth Pop at the Viper Room Vienna, baby! Feeling the festive vibe but want a beat to it? Come join DJs Mani and DJ Speed.
Get up and dance!
ICEBERG December
Fri. 27th Dec
10pm — 5:30am
Recommended if you like:
parties that are all about losing it and having fun, one of the few parties not just playing Techno in Vienna, nipple piercings, lovemaking in dirty public toilets, messy kissing, heading home on the U-Bahn when people are heading out to brunch
The beloved Iceberg party is back in the grungy halls of the Arena. It is all about going nuts and having fun. It’s huge, unpretentious and offers dancefloors pumping out all kinds of tunes, from 80s to Alternative to New Wave and Indie and any other music that makes you want to get up and dance even if you don’t want to.
Dance the night away at O - der Klub
All I Want for Christmas is O – Super Disco
Sat. 28th Dec
11pm — 6am
Recommended if you like:
seeing if you can still party like you did in your younger days, wild Saturdays, 90s nostalgia, dancing to all kinds of music, O – der Klub
This is gonna be everything you’d expect from a Super Disco Party at O – der Klub and then some: 90s hits, Tech House, Techno, Hip Hop, Urban Beats – you name it, they got it!
Go see the 3 wise men
Nativity play at Kabinetttheater
Mon. 16th Dec — Mon. 23rd Dec
7pm
Recommended if you like:
Christmas lights, church music, dressing up for theatre, trying to explain Dadaism to your confused friends, getting nostalgic for primary school Christmas performances, advent market food
Christmas is almost here, so it’s time for some good old festive fun. Maybe even a nativity play? Or, why not mix it up and check out this unique performance at the Kabinetttheater? Every Advent, they put on a Dadaist puppet show called ‘Concert bruitiste, accompanying the Gospel text‘. It was first performed back in 1916 at Zurich’s Cabaret Voltaire. It’s definitely worth a look. As a bonus point every audience member even gets a baked apple after the show!
Slip and slide into 2025!
Celebrate the End of the Year: Welcome 2025!
Tue. 31st Dec — Wed. 01st Jan
Recommended if you like:
making New Year’s resolutions you’ll never keep, fireworks, feeling inspired until you wake up with the biggest hang over since last year, making ‘last year’ jokes
Wow, 2024 flew by. Just like last year. And the year before… Well! Whatever. Time isn’t real anyways. But what definitely is real is the pressure of doing something spectacular for New Year’s! But don’t worry, we got your back! Check out Our Ultimate guide to Vienna’s Awesome New Year’s Eve parties!
Tis' the season of Glühwein and kissing when your nose is dripping
Go to a Christmas market!
Fri. 08th Nov — Mon. 06th Jan
free!
Recommended if you like:
the smell of gingerbread cookies, waking up with gifts waiting for you, being jolly, celebrating christmukkah, overcoming the cold by drinking hard spirits hidden in tea, Glühwein, meeting friends at Christmas markets
Tis’ the season, and in Vienna this many people’s favourite season simply thanks to those charming Christmas markets! A wonderful vibe spreads around town as markets bloom all over Vienna, and the smell of cinnamon, mulled wine, and sweet desserts fill the air. Be sure to get some Beeren Punsch in, get in the spirit, and enjoy every chance this season to get drunk at the market. If you need a cheat-sheet check the list of our favourite Christmas markets.
And just in case, here’s a reminder of this year’s Christmas market dates in Vienna:
Schönbrunn Christmas Market: November 8, 2024 – January 6, 2025.
Rathausplatz Christkindlmarkt: November 15 – December 26, 2024.
Spittelberg Christmas Market: November 16 – December 23, 2024.
Winter Market at the Prater: November 16, 2024 – January 6, 2025.
Am Hof Christmas Market: November 15 – December 23, 2024.
Altwiener Christkindlmarkt: November 15 – December 23, 2024.
Weihnachtsdorf Schloss Belvedere: November 15 – December 26, 2024.
Weihnachtsdorf Stephansplatz: November 8 – December 24, 2024.
Adventmarkt am Karlsplatz: November 15 – December 23, 2024.
Weihnachtsdorf Altes AKH: November 15 – December 23, 2024.
Winter im MuseumsQuartier: November 14 – December 23, 2024.
Haas & Haas Winter in the City: November 8 – December 31, 2024.
Be sure to get your daily dose of culture!
All the best culture and art events happening in Vienna right NOW
Various locations in Vienna, check out our guide!
Recommended if you like:
tilting your head slightly in front of a painting and putting your pensive face on, wearing odd socks, strolling through galleries and museums on rainy days, getting inspired by the great and the up-coming greats, being a creative, seeing how people interpret our crazy world through art.
With so many culture events taking place – be it exhibitions in museums, powerful plays on theatre stages, art shows that scratch that inspiration itch – getting your daily dose of culture in Vienna is easy-peasy. That is, if you have our awesome art and culture guide, which tells you all about the best events happening in Vienna right NOW (or soon-ish). If you think we’re missing any important ongoing culture events, drop us a message Instagram, or the good old, oldschool way, via mail.